Aluminium

Mr Ihawanashak came out and said yes thankyou I would like to thank my family and then said Busta Rusta will be in a 3 man match that is it will be him versus 2 other X-Fed members hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Then busta came out hit himself with a chair fell off the ramp and through a table. Oh well Mr ihawanashak siad we will have to make me in that match as well to look after Busta hahahha cough ahahahahahahhhh.

First Match:
Apofis V D’evil 1. (one of two matches to decide who will be the #1 contender for the tag team championship.)

The match began with The announcer saying whoever side won both of the matches would be # 1 contendor therefore that meant that if the unholies won they would not have to put their titles on the line. Apofis grabbed a hockey stick and hit d’evil with it. Then a fat man came down and said hey hey boys what du ya think ya doin it is hockeeeee not baseball of course it was Mr.Burke and he ran off as Apofis came at him with a dil*o. D’evil hit Aqpofis with a hard d.d.t and covered him. Sadly Apofis was knocked out cos cheese jumped on him however, devil did not cover because he was squashed as well. Cheese ran off as he was ashamed then Baby Gaja came down and stole apofis’ balaclava and ran off hehehehehehehehi. However, he was shot by anti-terrorist police and he fell over. Then MINI Cooper came down but Aluminium went off air and they said this is po*n*grapHy we cannot allow it and so Mini had to go away. D’evil hit Apofis with a chair but he hit a fly and fell over and said nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He fell over on the floor and was pinned.

Second Match:
Banjo V The Fat Cheese.

Banjo at first ran at cheese who became anxious. Cheesy burped and Banjo let out a urrrrrgh and fell over and was pinned in the shortest time ever.

Third Match:
Tm and Cyclone and PPP V Mr Ihawanashak and Busta Rusta

Busta was accompanied to the ring by a person who myasteriously looked a lot like Hitler hahahahahahaha only joking it was Tasha hahahahahahahaha sorry James. Cyclone immediately looked at Tasha was sick cos he don’t like girls and fell over and fainted. He was shortly followed by PPP for the same reason except he was sick on Mr Ihawanashak. This leaving Tm against the two others. Soon Mr.I was also sick because of the sick that PPP had sick up on his sicky coloured dress. Busta Rusta who awaited his match tonight against Apofis came in and pounded Cyclone and Tm but was knocked out by his own dumb self. Mr Ihawanashak then said if they hurt him he would fire them and they all worked out it was not true cos Mr Ihawanashak is actually dead so they circum*ized him and ate his Scro*um and ended the match.





Sorry for short Aluminium as I did not have much time.