MONDAY NIGHT ASAMO!
Asamo!!!!!!!!!!! 11th January!

Tash-haha and Busta Rusta v The snot brothers! Handicap match (Busta is a handicap!)

After being reincarnated into a slim person, the fat cheese was trying to get back to his old self again. D’evil 1 brought the cir***cision scissors in again was snapping away with them.

Busta Rusta started to chat up some minging girls off stage, Tash-haha saw this and slapped Busta hard round the face. Suddenly NOOOO! There was such an ugly site of a yeti in the screen, oh it was just Banjo! He shouted!!!!!! OI you! I’ll sp**k you without pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Busta then replied, sowway! I am a g** tiger!!!!!!!!!! Is this terrible downpour a ho*ose**al????????????? Banjo shouted again!!!!!!!!! Yes you!!!!!!!hahahaha Everybody then put their 3d glasses on, and were screaming at the pleasure of seeing such a nasty site!!!!

Suddenly D’evil 1 came from behind missed Busta Rusta, and cir***cised Cheeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO! Banjo laughed to death! Cheeze then suddenly died. Mini Cooper came out and said oh well he died. But suddenly Cheeze was reincarnated back into a robot!!!!!!!!! He grabbed Busta and pinned him!!!!!!

Poo Man v Baby Gaja

Baby Gaja was listening to his rubbish walkman with pink earphones which generally are for females. He said he was listening to classic fm (so he says) but was listening to atomic Kitten. He could not be bothered to fight.

Poo man was so annoyed that he got ready the diaria special move but Baby Gaja stuck his ear phone up his boooooooop and it stopped. Poo man started ot get indigestion and puked out some gooy green c*a*!!!!!!!!!!! Baby Gaja started to eat this. Poo Man fainted after Gaja had got is earphone out again and put it in his ear! Dude sick! Poo Man died and baby gaja put his hand over his dead body as a arm rest, and this qualifies a pin. Baby Gaja wins!!! Poo Man then was reincarnated back into a clone of Baby Gaja!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nalihas v bells v unholies for the tag titles!!!!!

Mini Naliha and Naliha got out their chess board and played. They started to argue that they were in the 1st team, and weighed 52!!!!!! Banjo started to do the dance and knocked t-tiger! |Apofis started to mug everybody from the crowd and mugged Pinna Boy’s dignity. (literally) He pulled his heart out! Pinna boy AND T-tiger suddenly got a spasm! A double spasm! Mini Naliha tried to low blow one of them but failed.

Banjo went under the ring and pulled out the cir***cision snips and used it against Naliha!!!! Naliha tried to dodge them but failed! He was cir***cis*d!!!!!!!! Banjo ran to everyone and successfully did it! Then when everyone was screaming in pain except himself, he said, oh well might as well do it to myself as well! Ouch!

While Banjo was trying to sow it back on, Apofis got so angry the he threw T-tiger into the ropes so hard that they snapped. He fell out and started to cry. Pinna Got such a spasm that he attacked Busta Rusta!!!!!!!! He picked up Banjo and threw him up so high but Naliha caught him and threw him at Pinna! Mini Naliha small booted Apofis who fell and pinned his brother.

He was slapped by his brother for his stupid mistake. They both did a 758378+83465289 measle splash and won the title off Unholioes!

Trash title and super heavyweight title! Apofis v Banjo v Rheminem v Mini Cooper v Razor(e)!!!!!!!!

After the fatigue of the last match Aunholie were both still energetic! Rheminem had already Martial Mathered Mini Cooper even before the match, so Mini Cooper seemed to be out already. Razor tried to jump on Banjo but he came into room 14 and hit Cyclone with many chair but Cyclone still denied his ba**y low blow!

Lets take us back to the scene of crime

Banjo: Oh Cyclone , stop doing that!

Cyclone: Doing what?

(At this point Cyclone suddenly low blowed him)

Cyclone again: Oh why did u low blow me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banjo: ???????????????????????????????? ???? I didn’t!

Cyclone: yes you did!!!!!!!!!!!

Banjo: oh shut up you booooooooooooooooo oooooooooo ooooooo ooooop!!!!!!

(Banjo attacks him with 85725907890 chairs. Everyone boos Cyclone)

Anyway, Rheminem says, I am gonna shoot yo!!!!!!!!!!!! And he gets out a banana! Everyone laughs at his face, he gets so angry he spits such a big spit, that everyone got soaking wet!!!!!!!!!! Mini cooper returned as the cavalry and and brought a ba**y donkey. Apofis starts hu**i*g the donkey and it runs away.

Mini Cooper got his car and drove it over Rheminem, he got tyre tracks on his body. Rheminem then Martial Mathered the car. And pinned Mini Cooper. The ref was soo blind that he did not realise he was supposed to pin Banjo. Rheminem got the title of heavies! But suddenly Mini Cooper’s car started to react (like Herbie) and attacked Rheminem and pinned him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banjo returned to the ring after attacking Cyclone. He punched himself many times and did an impression of Pinna’s spasm and fell asleep. Apofis ran at Razor like a loooney with a sledgehammer, but 0.0000001 mm away from him (as Naliha calculated) he tripped over a 0.0007827mm diameter pebble and crushed his face on the canvas. Razor pinned him to win.