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25th jan
Humiliation 8th Januray
The crowd were gathered around the ring as Mr. Iwanashak appeared on stage. The crowd knew this was a big event, and applauded him. he put his speech on the stand and said;
"Ladies (cough) and g-gentlemen, (belch) boys and girls" (fart) he had some boos with him and was drinking them at regular intavels.
"We are gathered here tonight to witness a great event" (he paused to scratch his butt.)
i would just like to say that i hope......
BOOM!
Baby gaja rolled out from behind the cirtains, and across the stage. he was clearly drunk. Mr. iwanashak was furious and shouted "what the hell do you think you fat b*s**rd! you've ruined my very professional speach!" the croud started booing Mr. Iwanashak and chucking their trash at him. He rolled up his sleeves and buckled his shoes and began kicking and punching gaja, although it had no efect. Gaja got up, grabed Mr. iwanashak by his hair and dragged him up and down in front of the crowd.
Suddenly, the roof started to cave in and Apofis appeared in his bulldozer. He was smashing up the Stadium! Mr.iwanashak said "STOP THAT YOU FREAK! I PAYED 70 GRAND FOR THIS PLACE! FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WRECK!"
"Fine!" yelled Apofis, "I'll go and smash your home instead!
Apofis drove down the street, but as soon as he got half-way down, his bulldozer broke down and went up in flames. Mr. Iwanashak laughed at him screaming in pain and trying to get out of his vehicle.
"now for our 1st event: A rematch between Pinna and baby Gaja!
The match started off with gaja coming into the ring and dooing the full Monty. He began to sing "I believe in miracles..." into the mike and threw his pants into the croud. They shileded there eyes and threw them back at him, shouting "DUMP YOU'RE TRASH ELSEWERE SUNEYBOY!" Pinna came into the ring and saw baby Gaja. He got aroused and charged at gaja who knocked him out of the ring shouting "How dare you spoil my strip show!"
pinna was anoyed by this and began to cuss him. suddenly,there came a voice saying "Don't diss the fat people!" and De'vil1's music hit and in came De'vil1 with his partner, The fat cheeze. He said "de'vil1 has used his devilish powers to resurrect me." he charged at pinna and body-slammed him but pinna got up and began to spank him.
after several minuets of spanking, the Fat Cheeze farted and from out of his arse came a clear green gas which surrounded pinna. He got out his gas mask but it couln't fit round his ears, so he suffocated and fell to the floor. Gaja thought he had won and was jumping up and down on pinna's corpse, cussing him. Then the Fat Cheeze said don't diss the fin people and choke-slamed Baby Gaja into the back of an ambulence.
event 2, Nahilla versus minicooper. For the feather weight title!
nahilla came into the ring looking for his pills that the doctor prescribed him to stop him from fainting. The croud laughed at him. Suddenly, minicooper minicooper came into the ring with nahilla's pills.
He waved them in front of his face and snached them away wenever he tried to grab them. Naliha got realy frustrated and said
"Theres a line you don't cross minicooper! and youve just crossed it!" he dived at him and snached his pills back as he got minicooper into the calculated crab submission. he opened the bottle ond gulpen them down. He said "AhAh! NOW I HAVE LIFE, BEAUTIFUL LIFE!" but minicooper took out a syringe and injected Nahilla with some sort of drug which made him colapse. Minicooper had sucessfully defended his featherweight title.
event 3, circumcision match between T-Tiger and De'vil 1.
the match began with t-tiger coming into the ring dooing tricks with his scissors and waving them around his head.
The croud seemed to be impressed by his skill. he launched himself at de'vil1 but he missed and circumsized the Big Cheeze who was speculating nearby.
He got to his feet scresming in pain and he confiscated T-tigers scissors and said that he was too young to know how to use them properly. De'vil1 now chased T-Tiger round the ring who was way slow and De'vil1 soon caught up with him. He attempted a circumsision but his scissors broke, so he picked T-Tiger up and through him out of the ring to claim victory.
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